Tuesday, February 25, 2014

The Chair Caper

What is going on with Dave Enman’s lawn chairs? Dave prefers to have his chairs arranged in a neat semi-circle, or one-on-three setting, to accommodate friendly conversation when guests stop in to visit. However, on a nightly basis there seems to be a neighborhood prankster who takes great pleasure in rearranging the chairs in a less than accommodating fashion.

Dave has an idea who the culprit(s) may be but has not actually caught him red handed, yet. I believe Dave is basing his presumptions on statements from friends (a loosely used term of endearment) who offer their theories at the Club House morning coffee table. There could be a lot of finger pointing going on too. Funny thing is that whenever Dave approaches anyone as to their involvement in the Chair Caper, it’s like questioning Federal government employees about dubious deeds. They all have the same answer, “I’m unaware of anything going on with the chairs. I know nothing.”

Some way, some night, some how, someone will be caught and will be brought to justice. Woe to that person(s) at the coffee table on the morning this prankster is revealed, for it is well known that the group at morning coffee will be all too willing to assist Dave in whatever brutal admonishment is deemed fitting. To be continued....

[caption id="attachment_234" align="alignleft" width="260"]The preferred semi-circle formation The preferred semi-circle formation[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_235" align="alignleft" width="260"]This also works for a focused conversation This also works for a focused conversation[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_238" align="alignleft" width="260"]Not good for interactive conversation. Not good for interactive conversation.[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_236" align="alignleft" width="260"]Two forward, two backwards.  Who's idea was this? Two forward, two backwards. Who's idea was this?[/caption]

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