A New Sheriff in Town!!!

As repeat residents are well aware, Bill Jensen, generally recognized as Mayor of Fifth Street, has decided to enjoy the snow and cold of St. Paul all winter this year. While Bill is enjoying his position as Mayor Emeritus, it is rumored that the decorum on Fifth Street has degraded. It appears that there is truth to the old adage, "When the cat's away, the mice will play."

But there's hope! There's a new sheriff in town and she's here to clean up the street! Trash throwers and dog-let-losers, beware! Sheriff LaVerne, a veteran of the streets and classrooms of Bismark, will gitya.

The grapevine has it that she rode into town Friday night and set a group of rowdy Fifth-Street citizens straight right off the bat. She's quoted as saying, "I'm used to dealing with the toughies in North Dakota; surely these folks will be no problem at all for me!"


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